dirty russian mattress

Well, for a minute I thought last night was the last time we’d see you for a while, but I get to see you again this morning thanks to your mattress. Im sorry inappropriate things come out of my mouth every five minutes. Having a normal pap smear is worth celebrating though. I feel so bad for John sometimes.

Im real sad that your leaving Roman. Im not gonna lie, it sucks, I mean I may not even sell your mattress. I will just go downstairs and smell it sometimes.